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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Friends Reunion Cement Pond

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2021

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

James Mannion, Hillary Matthews, and Ali Ghandour join Matt Besser this week for scenes about a 500-day stand, confronting a neighbor about bottles being thrown in your yard, a sitcom pitch for the modern era, and much more.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Q1, you are entering an improvised comedy show restricted to humans only. Improv for humans,

0:10.7

with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and

0:16.4

guests will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's episode features human guests,

0:22.1

Aligando Hilary Matthews and James Mannion.

0:27.7

Welcome to Improv for humans, 501. Brett, what a long strange trip it's been.

0:37.4

I'm the first person to say that. Yeah, I was a little drunk on Tequila for 500 and had more

0:48.5

party atmosphere. I didn't have my wits together. I didn't really have a chance to bask in the

0:57.3

gravity toss of the number, but I don't need to do that now either. But I felt like we didn't talk

1:05.9

about, we just kind of launched into the improv. And I don't know. And also it was kind of accidentally

1:14.4

500. Like we had snot grass planned. And then it was like, Oh, it's 500. What do you know? But

1:20.7

that was fun to see people again. But here we are, 501. I feel like I have to talk about like it's

1:29.1

starting a new chapters. So to speak, right? Excuse me. Yes, the first tip for the next 500.

1:37.2

We're doing gin for 501, right? Instead of tequila. Is that what you guys are drinking right now?

1:43.2

That is so gross. Good morning.

1:49.6

Hillary Ali James. Welcome to the show. Three of my favorite improvisers. Perfect, perfect three to

1:59.4

start off the new, I'd both say millennium. I guess it's not that at least. You know, what it's

2:04.1

making me think of best or is the film 500 days of summer? I've never seen that. Give me the plot

2:09.8

of that. I remember when it came up. What is that Joseph Gordon Levitt has from

2:16.7

crushed a relationship to break up to recovery? Has 500 days of a girl named summer. And I'm just

2:25.6

going to cut right to the end of the movie. At the end of the movie, I think what happens is that

2:31.0

he meets a new girl. And then it's like the like in my head, it's like, I don't know if it just

2:37.0

says day one or if you see like the kind of meter that says 500 days, it's been like Italian

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