Welcome to Improved 4 Humans, with Macbessor, Episode 500. Can you believe that? What a journey it has been.

To celebrate, the humans have gathered, in person, in a real music studio, for the first time in year.

These humans are Macbessor, Horatio Sands, Wilheim's, Dan Lippur, Sean Conroy, Pete Halney, Brett Morris, and musical guests, John Snuggrass. Enjoy the party.

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Improved 4 Humans, with...

Macbessor, that's me in a couple of pills. Oh my God, all the guys are here, and we have Danny the Lippur, Wilville Hine Hines.

Hines here? Does everyone have a part of their body? Horatio, the... I can't think of a...

Horatio, Horatio, Hansons, Horatio, Horatio, nice. Yes. Horatio, Pete, where are you doing your penis? Peter, okay, Peter Halney, Peter Tugging Team.

No, that's something.

It's a tough one. That's a tough one.

I want to say elbow to, I don't know why. The word Conroy is kind of like an elbow.

Indeed, elbow, Conroy. Indeed.

And Brett Harris, there's already another hair.

More wrists? More wrists.

Oh, we're in such a jovial mood, because it's number 500 and we got a special guest here. He's our Alec Baldwin, our Tom Hanks musical guest.

Along with Austin Lucas, of course. John Snoggrass, everybody. Welcome.

Really, he's welcomed us into this studio here where he's doing some mixing and stuff. Do you want to set it up where we are?

I can't tell how many of these are in this room.

It's just kind of funny because some of the fellows here that I haven't met, they're like, oh, you're such a good host. How long have you lived here?

I do not live here.

This is a great place. This is a buddy's house.

This is a great spot. Yeah. And anyways, did you get the ice?

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