Friends, Our Close Friends

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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2016

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Hayes is still in New York. Sean does the show alone with Brett.

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0:00.0	So, Brett, so I'm driving the Uber just to sort of see what it's like.
0:11.0	Oh.
0:12.0	Is this a good fit for me?
0:14.0	And I pick up the time to make the donuts guy and we're shooting the shit and I just
0:23.4	start crying.
0:25.2	And there's no windshield wipers for your eyes.
0:29.3	And so I'm losing it crying and he goes, well, what's wrong?
0:34.4	And I said, I think I just kind of miss my friend, you know, your time on me.
0:40.8	Hey.
0:41.8	And he actually asked, do you mean engineer Brett?
0:46.2	And I made it pretty clear that I didn't.
0:49.5	And so then I was thinking, like, could you invite windshield wipers for your eyes?
0:54.3	I know your eyelids can kind of blink stuff out, but it's not the same as sort of scrubbing
0:58.5	across.
0:59.5	Right.
1:00.5	And I was like, Hayes would be the kind of guy who would know, you know, why that would
1:04.2	work or would end.
1:05.5	But some of the guys at the gas stations will squeegee, you know, squeegee for you.
1:11.2	I don't need this from you.
1:13.8	But I am in the studio, you know, I just said, I just dropped him off wherever I was.
1:18.9	I canceled it.
1:19.8	I turned the app off and I just got to the studio.
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