Brandon Gardner, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2016

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Hayes and Sean are talkin' sports this week as they dish out some hot takes about their feelings on "a very large event". Then, they chat with Brandon Gardner about his career in advertising and he lets them peak behind the curtain a little bit.

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0:00.0	So I'm in there with Judith, White, and Minnie Mouse.
0:10.6	And we are antiquing as is our way on Sundays.
0:14.8	And Judith turns to Minnie and she says, Minnie Mouse, what have you got there?
0:21.4	And Minnie's holding this sort of carved wooden hand looks almost ancient and it's giving
0:28.2	you a middle finger like to say fuck you.
0:32.0	The hand is.
0:33.8	And she goes, wow, I can really use this.
0:37.8	And Judith goes, I think I could use it for something too.
0:40.4	And she points up her rear end.
0:47.8	Like that's where she's going to put the finger from the hand.
0:52.6	What's interesting about that?
0:54.7	You're asking me?
0:56.3	No.
0:57.3	I mean, I just thought about it.
0:59.3	I was just saying, what's interesting about that?
1:01.9	Ease.
1:02.9	Two things.
1:03.9	Minnie Mouse, she wants to use that special hand to do the middle finger because she can't
1:07.7	do the middle finger.
1:08.7	She can only do the sufi.
1:09.7	Yeah.
1:10.7	Because she only has four.
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