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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Friday,September 20th Dave & Chuck the Freak Part 1

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2013

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck talk about having a super power. We bet no one listening has one, Organism Rick interprets your dreams, weird and strange fetishes you’re into, have you been or have you ever secretly videotaped someone, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

What you missed from Dave and Chuck the Freak on 101WRIF brought to you by the Specs

0:06.4

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0:11.4

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0:15.8

SpecsHower.edu or call 248-358-9000.

0:20.4

WRIF and WRIF HD-1 Detroit. Dave and Chuck the Freak. 101WRIF. Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:40.4

If you're a call last week, we talked about a blind lesbian who was looking for love

0:46.4

and was a little disturbed that on the first date this girl took her on. She took her to a graveyard

0:52.4

and they spent the date with the sighted lesbian reading the tombstones to the blind lesbian.

1:00.4

And the girl was freaked out and if she had had her side, she would have taken on.

1:05.4

She was kind of stuck there. And she just said, do you think I should pursue this or not?

1:09.4

And we took some advice for her. And one of the theories she floated out there, Chuck,

1:14.4

was that maybe this girl was trying to wrap it up. I couldn't say no to dating her.

1:23.4

But apparently, I couldn't say no to dating her, but then decided, well, the way I'll wrap this up

1:30.4

is I'll just be mean and take her to a cemetery and then she'll say, peace, I'm out of here.

1:35.4

Well, the blind lesbian emailed us back with an update. Dave and Chuck the Freak at WRIF.com.

1:42.4

She said, thanks for the help, guys, almost peed myself listening. I just wanted to let you know,

1:47.4

I moved on from the girl when she asked me out on a second date to a silent film.

1:53.4

Okay, come on, dumped her with a resounding FU. She was probably screwing with me in some way.

2:00.4

No one, no one, not anyone is that radum, as Lisa would say.

2:05.4

You can't take what's wrong with this.

2:08.4

She said, just to clear something up, I didn't initiate the dates.

2:13.4

I can only imagine how awkward it would be to turn a chick with a handicap down.

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