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The Political Orphanage

Friday Release Valve: Dutch Snowman Murders

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

NSFK - Nick Sperdute and Andrew Young rejoin the show to discuss the week's best, underserved headlines including: horrific Scottish street brawl and/or courtship injuries, corn flake narcotics, and the world's laziest guard dog.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello Heaton here, due to my degenerate friends and not to me at all, I'm a prince.

0:05.6

This episode has a couple of adult themes in it and also I think maybe we make fun of Dutch people.

0:11.5

I'm not even entirely sure. Point is is if you've got kids in the car

0:16.0

Don't let him listen to this thanks

0:19.2

It is Friday and I am not going to discuss ways to fix America. I'm not going to talk

0:25.0

about incentives or books though I do enjoy doing that and did earlier this week. Now it's

0:29.7

Friday I'm just going to kick back and I'm going to discuss funny headlines with my funny

0:34.2

friends and those funny friends are Mr Nick's Bur duty and Mr Andrew Young

0:38.8

hello Nick. Hi! Happy Friday to you.

0:44.0

And hello Andrew Young.

0:45.0

Yeah, what's up?

0:47.0

Good to see you both again.

0:49.0

Good to see you both again.

0:51.0

Last time we did this, it got really, we got really heated really quick, so we'll see what happens.

0:56.8

Are you talking about when we were doing the fake news game that we did?

1:01.5

No, no, no, last time we did headlines.

1:04.4

Yeah, you guys were needlessly antagonistic to me

1:07.3

now that I remember this.

1:08.4

Like all of a sudden, I was the bad guy.

1:12.4

I don't recall this.

1:14.0

He says all of a sudden with quotes.

1:17.0

Young, you're out in Los Angeles, did you have to contend with the Arctic blasts that laid waste to my state and that of Texas?

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