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But for now, George, should we get into it? Day 525 of not going to the loo. Oh no. I think this is a good place to share this information on the podcast. I'm not going to talk about this on the podcast. I think I said I haven't spoken about this on the podcast. I can't go to the loo, guys. This is going to appear on one of those things that you shouldn't share on podcast. You know that guy who does the funny clips, he's like things that shouldn't be spoken about on a podcast. But guys, what the hell is going on? You just can't go. What since you got back? Well, currently when we're recording this, it's day six, I bet there'll be some doctors listening to this that are like, you've got a fucking popular. You're green yet. I reckon I ate a lot of eggs in Kenya. Do you think that's what it is? Probably two eggs a day. What's that? Oh, God, I easily do that. What? Two eggs a day? Easy. 14 eggs a week. Easy. Probably for my whole life. I find them so binding. Do you? I'm glugging laxatives like their vodka on a Friday night in a bar. In the night as well, I'm like, it's not working. You need to go and get one of those pestries. I'm fucking not doing it. I can't do it.

Oh my God.

Do you think I need a pessori? Yeah, I do. All right, guys. My medical professional hat tells you need a pessori. What, go to boots. I don't want to ask for a bomb pessori. No, you need to not be embarrassed. You need to go to boots. I'll pretend it's for me if you want.

Can I please get a pastry for for my podcast host, George Dayton? This is her Instagram.

Okay, listen, update next week on how I go. But that's how I'm starting this podcast. How are you?

I mean, I'm fine. I have not been to the toilet for six days and I've still eaten 14 eggs. Maybe more.

Might have eaten 20 20 do you reckon hormones

can impact your digestion you're asking me like I know I don't know the answer well I don't know

any sort of so far you've told me to go get a pesser in you give me shit advice well because that's the

only thing I know to do or movacol movacol yeah Yeah. So James broke his ribs once. Oh God, this is one of those things. Again, you shouldn't say out loud, but it's coming out. Right. And he had a problem with that. I mean, whatever. He tells everyone anyway. It doesn't matter. But he, so he broke his ribs and he didn't go to the toilet for a long time because they gave, is it morphine?

Yeah, yeah.

And my cousins came up to stay with us when we lived in Glasgow and they were like, I don't know,

early 20s at the time, I think, maybe even late teens.

And so we were just taking them around to like nice places to eat, you know, just doing nice things with them.

And James kept saying to me, like, George, I'm getting really like, I can't keep eating.

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