Friday, October 31st 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2025

⏱️ 191 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the average American eating 6k calories on Halloween, guys balls come out on dance floor, video of baby beaver eating, grandma doesn’t like her new grandson’s name, paying cat support, what’s your haunted house story?, Dictionary.com’s word of the year is 6-7, World Series, list of records broken by rookie pitcher on Blue Jays, update on Penguins fan who fell, Twitch star too fat for Uber, Diddy sentencing, Bachelor star faced paternity scam, song you would delete from existence, woman suing city after getting brake checked on bus, guy fell out window drunk, teacher showed up high on cocaine and passed vape around, woman went on rampage and clogged toilet, man broke into apartment and pooped on couch, kid found cash and returned it, fight between 2 old roommates, Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak, found love letters under carpet, GF afraid of flying, GF mad because buddy sends pics of hot weather girl, and more!

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0:00.0	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, come on.
0:09.9	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:20.8	Yes, it is Friday, bitches.
0:22.7	Happy Halloween.
0:23.5	It is the 31st of October, and thanks for joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:28.8	On this Halloween, the average American will consume about 7,000 calories.
0:38.1	Just keep eating that candy.
0:40.3	Yeah.
0:40.8	That's it.
0:41.7	I'm going to go way down.
0:42.9	It's going to be way down for me because I've made the choice.
0:46.3	Not to hand out.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:47.5	I mean, like, honestly, oh my God.
0:49.8	My doctor's thrilled.
0:52.1	Will you be okay if someone like toilet papers your house?
0:56.6	I deserve all of it.
0:58.0	I deserve all of it.
0:59.5	As long as you're okay with it.
1:00.6	I don't, I have a tiny tree, right, that looks dead.
1:07.7	I don't have a lot of target rich.
1:10.7	To, like, put stuff on your house. Yeah, you know, I'd be more worried about an egging, which, like I said, what I deserve. Yes. Is all the windows gone. Wow, that's crazy. That's what I deserve. You're saying that about yourself. I know that. I know that. That's what I deserve. Because we're not giving out candy? Nope. Oh. Other stuff. For stuff that maybe I would have done. I see. What goes around comes around. Yeah. Yeah. And I've had some things happen and I've went, yeah. So karma? Well, not really karma. I don't believe in karma.
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