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W-R-I-F-N-W-R-I-F-H-D-1 Detroit. Dave and Chuck the Freak.

Hey, good morning. It is Friday, bitches. It's 802 right now. Friday morning on the way.

We're going to get to a check of RIF news. Scientists have finally figured out how to avoid splash back when you use a urinal.

So guys, how do you do it? We'll tell you about that. We've got some nude pictures to share.

Excellent. Who is it? And perverts not Chuck. Perverts of the day, a couple busted having sex in a lawful house parking lot.

I'm not sure anyone could be as wasted as this woman was. Okay.

What ridiculous thing did she do? You'll find out about all that and much more. RIF news on the way in just a second.

Checking in with the morning report.

I'm Dave Hunter. Time right now for a check of RIF news. Whiskey Business is here.

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Testimony has ended in a trial to determine whether Detroit is eligible to slash billions of dollars in debt in bankruptcy court.

Closing arguments are set for today. The last witness yesterday was police union president Mark Diaz.

He said meetings with city officials before the bankruptcy filing were not considered negotiations.

Unions and pension funds are challenging Detroit's eligibility to remake itself in bankruptcy.

They claim emergency manager Kevin or failed to hold good faith talks before he made Detroit the largest US city to file for bankruptcy back on July 18th.

A consultant for city pension funds Bradley Robbins says Detroit didn't allow a reasonable amount of time to negotiate possible changes to retiree health care.

But he also acknowledged that he was not empowered to bargain over certain issues as well.

This is not a recommendation to go out robbing gas stations, but apparently if you rob a speedway gas station, the employees there are required to give you money without putting up any resistance.

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