Welcome to Monday morning murder in the news with Alyssa Carroll.

Good morning heathens. It's Friday not Monday, but again, you guys are still sending me the things, all the things.

So I'm just going to keep doing them. Our first article, I think is going to be a silly one.

We will have to see.

It comes from the smoking gun.com.

And the title is Cops, Handcuffed Man, 73, hit officer with, quote, forcibly thrown,

Cheeseburger.

Yes, a handcuffed 73 year old man somehow was able to forcibly, those are in

quotes, throw a cheeseburger at a cop leading to the suspect's arrest on a felony battery charge records show.

So police responded Wednesday night to a Wawa convenience store in Fort Pierce, Florida, quote, in reference to a subject being

present who was previously trespassed.

End quote.

Since the trespass was still active police arrested Joseph Delancey and placed him in

handcuffs.

Quote during the detainment of Joseph he was holding half of a cheeseburger. The officer reported.

Quote, after being provided demands to drop said burger, he refused to do so. After the handcuffs were placed onto him, Joseph

forcibly threw the burger right into my right leg, the cop added.

The cheeseburger struck the patrolman,

leaving behind a burger residue on the thigh of the laman

who survived the attack.

Delancey was charged with trespassing,

a misdemeanor, and battery on a law enforcement officer, which is a felony.

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