Welcome to Monday morning murder in the news with Alyssa Carroll.

Except it's Friday, but good morning heathens. Happy Friday murder in the news.

So anyway, let's just get right into it. Action news jacks.com.

Action news jacks. The title is in his underwear man arrested for joy riding around Villano Beach, crashing stolen $100,000 boat.

So coming straight out of St. Augustine, Florida.

A man's ill-fated attempt to take a joy ride on a boat he didn't own

ended in a watery mess off the shores of St. Augustine, prompting a flurry of activity on social media.

According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, Anthony Terry found himself in hot water after allegedly stealing

a woman's $100,000 boat near Conch House Marina.

Boy, they're all about telling us exactly how many dollars.

The boat now afloat, but listing heavily, became a viral sensation on Facebook with images of its accident spreading rapidly.

That's odd.

Describing the scene, one eyewitness shared quote,

he approached my daughter and her boyfriend in his

underwear with a boat bumper tied to his arm wearing an ankle monitor. The

plot thickens. Wildlife officers reported that on Tuesday

he stole the boat from a private dock located just south of Conch House Marina.

Terry's unusual attire and suspicious behavior raised eyebrows, especially considering his prior record.

He was, reportedly, on probation for domestic battery, a detail confirmed by the

FC. So further testimony from a concerned boater who wanted to remain anonymous painted a picture of Terry's sailing in capability.

No period at the end of that sentence.

It was very clear he had very little boating knowledge, the

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