Friday, May 1st 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 200 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Online comments autotuned and turned into a song

0:06 The vanity plates ASSMAN is taken in every state where it is allowed

0:10 Video of a guy who looks like Jason getting arrested

0:12 Dave & Chuck forgot their 25th anniversary

0:31 NEWS

0:31 A paddle boarder was bitten by a shark

0:34 Guy got trapped in a corn silo

0:40 Someone using fundraising scam to steal money from people

0:45 Guy took shelter from tornado with neighbors, minutes later his home was destroyed

0:49 Waymo took off without passenger after he put the luggage in the trunk

0:52 Senior home threw a prom for their residents

0:57 - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:57 More odd Marketplace ads found by listeners

1:07 CELEBRITY DIRRT

1:07 The guy who stole a homerun ball from a little girl says he feels horrible about it

1:17 The Rock was pulled over by police for his tinted windows

1:21 Britney Spears has been officially charged for her DUI

1:24 New Anthony Mackie movie may be the biggest bomb of all time

1:27 Mandalorian movie

1:28 New Devil Wears Prada movie

1:29 Jodi Sweetin from Full House paid 1-cent in residuals

1:34 - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:34 BITCH'S TRIPPIN'

1:34 Stripper accused of attacking manager of club that she was fired from

1:47 Sex scandal at JP Morgan

2:03 Wife set up a home invasion

2:06 More victims come forward in a foot fetish case

2:11 Amazon driver busted on camera peeing in front of a house

2:13 Mattress store becomes an after hours sound bath after they close the store for the night

2:19 FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

2:19 Fast food worker

2:24 - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:24 ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"

2:24 EMAIL: Husband is 5-pump-chump, what do I do?

2:37 EMAIL: Boss put up a box that encourages employees to tattle on co-workers

2:43 EMAILL: Mother-in-law takes and moves things in their house whenever she comes over

2:51 - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:51 NEWS

2:51 City worker re-united a kid with his family

2:56 Surgery resident who is paying off his student loans with balloon art

3:02 - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:02 Pizza place is raffling off an old safe

3:06 Old woman gardens with the help of her granddaughter's dog Chewbacca

3:09 12-year-old girl bought goats for her mom

3:13 - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:13 IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

3:13 Guy hid in a Best Buy to be first to get hands on Pokémon cards

END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0	All right, coming up on this Friday Bitches edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. Well,
0:03.2	we forgot our anniversary, Chuck. I've done it before and it usually costs you big. Trust me.
0:09.5	Believe it or not, it was a milestone year for us and it just slipped right by us. We'll explain
0:13.7	coming up. Also, would you choose shark attack or corn drowning? Shark attack or corn drowning?
0:22.6	It's a tough call that we debate and you'll find out why.
0:26.3	The douchebag that stole the baseball from that little girl at a Guardians game is speaking out.
0:32.6	What does he have to say for himself?
0:34.0	Can these guys figure out what a tripping stripper attacked the strip club
0:40.0	manager with? I believe I guessed 25 different things. There's a sex slave story out of
0:46.7	J.P. Morgan that is insane when you hear the details. People want to work for this lady. Trust me.
0:54.0	A wife planned a home invasion?
0:57.1	Should I look into Amber? A foot fetish perv is wearing the same outfit as me. Well, or is it you?
1:04.8	Or is it just me? There's an Amazon pisser, a mattress store sound bath, and more shots fired at Taco Bell.
1:15.9	And even with all that, why will you not want to be a listener's husband?
1:23.2	Or as she calls him, five pump chump.
1:26.6	Which is pretty good.
1:27.9	That's pretty good. It's all coming up on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. Where am I? This place is incredible. Cotton candy everywhere. Rainbow candy. I'm never leaving. You're in a radio studio. Snap out of it. I can taste it. The sweet cotton candy. All the fruity candy. That's what I'm talking about. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. All that candy-style flavor, zero sugar. Wait, so this is real? Yeah, portable two-ounce shots with a tasty caffeine kick. So I can live in a candy world without actually living in candy world? Exactly. I'm staying forever. You're not staying. Yes, I am. If you wake up as early as I do for work, you know how much you really appreciate the little windows where you can just relax. For me, that's when I get home. The dogs are going nuts at the door, and I immediately change into something more comfortable. And that's where cozy earth is kind of taken over for me.
2:18.5	Their jogger sets are that outfit you end up living in. Soft enough to crash in, but still put
2:23.0	together enough that you can go outside and answer the door. And their clogs? Same deal. And you
2:28.2	know I wear them. They're easy to slip on, super comfortable, and perfect for running around the
2:32.6	house or even to go grab something real quick
2:34.9	at the store it's just that everyday comfort that actually holds up and somehow gets better the
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