Friday, March 28th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 205 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about when Putin fell down and pooped himself, a new drug that claims to increase dong size, how a Canadian clerk defended his store, cheap people, how workers were killed over corn, a cop who made porn while on the job, Dave calls a Kentucky perv, when strippers went wrong, the family puke bowl, an unarmed security guard who stopped a man with a rifle and more!

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0:00.0	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, come on, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll start here.
0:23.6	Tales from the Kremlin.
0:29.6	Vladimir Putin had to have emergency surgery.
0:36.9	Is this after he fell?
0:38.3	He fell down and pooped himself.
0:41.9	Oh, yes, I heard about...
0:43.3	I heard that he fell and bit ourselves.
0:44.9	Nobody talk about that over there.
0:47.3	I bet it's not on TV.
0:50.6	He had to have emergency beehole and colon surgery after falling down and pooping himself.
0:59.0	So, question, does that mean that you think he blew his, he blew out his hole?
1:09.3	Like, what do you mean?
1:10.9	Like he blew his hole to bits?
1:12.7	Yeah, and like that's why he pooped himself.
1:14.8	Like it just exploded.
1:17.5	Like the whole back area.
1:18.7	You think Vladimir Putin's Bhole exploded?
1:20.7	Yeah, I do.
1:22.3	I do.
1:23.1	And what did we give him?
1:26.3	Oh, you think it's a plant.
1:30.4	He's getting old too, right?
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