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Good morning to you. It is 834. It's Friday, bitches. Dave and Chuck the Freak here on

the RIF more. RIF news coming up in just a second. We have another nipple gate on our

hands. Come on. Tell you about that. Another missing penis story to share. Yesterday we

were just talking about how these happen so often. This one is a twist though. And we'll

get to that in just a second and bitches trip and you'll find out why in a moment.

We told you yesterday morning that an underwear company has just announced their offering

insurance in case your junk is cut off. Perfect timing. About 450 in the morning yesterday

in Middlesbrough, England, a 40-year-old man was found on a busy street bleeding from

his groin. Yeah. With his junk missing. So the cops shut down the streets to search

for it. I could only hope that one day. Yeah. If my junk was unceremoniously detached

from my body. Yes. That cops would shut that bitch down until they found it. It had to

be male cops. We got to ship these streets down. We got a missing dick alert. What, what?

Well number one, you don't want a missing dick out there. You do not mean that anyone could

stumble across. You want to find it. You want to retrieve it. I just never heard of them

shutting a street. No. In fact, this was like a more like a freeway than a street from

what they call it a carriageway and then I see that's like a freeway. You can imagine

you're like, excuse me, what's happening here? I can't find. And then the police officer

says, we got a missing dick. Until we find this thing, you're going to have to wait right

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