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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Friday, June 5th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2026

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*


TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Update on the GoFundMe on the elderly woman who is still working in a theater

0:07 EMAIL: Sent a mugshot of a criminal with an incredible name

0:09 Sour dough bread made with yeast from the gut of a 5,300-year-old mummy

0:12 National Donut Day

0:22   BREAKING NEWS

0:22 Dave's nut allergy therapy progress

0:33   NEWS

0:33 Crazy car crash ends up with a guy being impaled by a fence

0:37 Update on the plane that clipped a truck during its landing

0:39 Update on the search for Lynette Hooker

0:41 Missing Sherpa found on Mt Everest

0:43 Teen shot, robbed after Marketplace meetup gone wrong

0:47 Delivery driver seen throwing, kicking packages

0:49 Delivery driver drove up on a sidewalk to get around traffic

0:53 Guy saved by restaurant owner when he began to choke on his food

0:58   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:58 Dave had a Randy Travis song stuck in his head

1:02   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:02 NBA and NHL playoff update

1:08 FIFA Worlds Cup law enforcement task force

1:09 Actor James Haney was the victim of a fatal stabbing

1:12 How Chris Hemsworth committed fraud

1:14 Madonna's surprise pop-up concert

1:18 Richest self-made women list

1:19 Movies opening in theaters this weekend

1:32 Supergirl collectible KFC bucket

1:25 List of bands that are not officially classified as "dad rock"

1:27 Hypothetical questions forcing you to pick one type of music to listen to for a year

1:35   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:35   IT SUCKS TO BE OLD

1:35 Old guy tried to drown a disabled man for trespassing on a private lake

1:40 Guy accidentally shot himself in the penis

1:43 Guy used a Waymo as his getaway car after robbing a hot yoga studio

1:45   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

1:45 Co-worker threw hot oil on his younger fast food manager

1:51 Naked guy tried to pull a female delivery driver into his home

1:54 Lady catches a guy jerking off outside of a tobacco shop

1:56 A guy facing second indecent exposure charge in a week

2:00 Woman can not close her eyes after a botched eyelid surgery

2:09 Guys, what questions would you like an honest answer to from women

2:21   BADASS OF THE DAY

2:21 Fisherman reeled in enormous catch with his bare hands

2:24   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:24   ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"

2:24 EMAILL: Is it okay to ask a female friend about your package?

2:35 EMAIL: On first date girl flashed guys, smashed glasses, tried to fight - he snuck out, is he a jerk?

2:38 EMAIL: I have had some close calls nearly pooping himself

2:42 EMAIL: Girlfriend got pregnant, but he finds some things suspicious about it

2:47 EMAIL: Is it okay to crush his son's rockstar dreams?

2:53   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:53   NEWS

2:53 Young kid ejected from car after a crash

2:56 School bus came within feet of being struck by a train

2:59 Guy came out of nowhere wearing a mask on the road in the middle of the night

3:00 Shark attack kin Hawaii

3:03   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:03 You need for a family safe word as protection against A.I. voice clones

3:06 Restaurant being sued over mashed potatoes

3:10 Man taking a company to court after a gator bit his face

3:13   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:13   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

3:13 Guy got busted after his invisibility chant failed him

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Coming up on this Friday Bitches edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, I gave the guy some breaking news near the top of the show.

0:07.4

I'll be able to do something that I've always wanted to do.

0:13.5

What is it?

0:14.4

Oh, yes, I couldn't remember at all.

0:17.6

You and Chuck will find out.

0:21.4

Is Jason on Grindr?

0:23.9

That I remember. A shocking reveal during a story about Madonna.

0:28.8

Who really loves Christian death metal?

0:32.0

Oh.

0:33.4

We'll get to a story about an old man beating a disabled guy.

0:37.7

Great. Or as Chuck called him beating a disabled guy. Great.

0:38.2

Or as Chuck called him crippled.

0:39.8

No.

0:40.9

Oh, as Chuck as the old guy.

0:42.6

This guy did.

0:44.0

Sorry, be.

0:44.6

A guy shoots his dong.

0:47.3

A thief uses Waymo to escape and gets away with it.

0:52.1

And how did a young McDonald's manager have the worst day ever?

0:56.4

Oh, man.

0:57.3

So bad.

0:58.2

Why can you not DoorDash a lady to your house?

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