Friday, June 5th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 5 June 2026
⏱️ 199 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
TIME TOPIC
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Update on the GoFundMe on the elderly woman who is still working in a theater
0:07 EMAIL: Sent a mugshot of a criminal with an incredible name
0:09 Sour dough bread made with yeast from the gut of a 5,300-year-old mummy
0:12 National Donut Day
0:22 BREAKING NEWS
0:22 Dave's nut allergy therapy progress
0:33 NEWS
0:33 Crazy car crash ends up with a guy being impaled by a fence
0:37 Update on the plane that clipped a truck during its landing
0:39 Update on the search for Lynette Hooker
0:41 Missing Sherpa found on Mt Everest
0:43 Teen shot, robbed after Marketplace meetup gone wrong
0:47 Delivery driver seen throwing, kicking packages
0:49 Delivery driver drove up on a sidewalk to get around traffic
0:53 Guy saved by restaurant owner when he began to choke on his food
0:58 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:58 Dave had a Randy Travis song stuck in his head
1:02 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:02 NBA and NHL playoff update
1:08 FIFA Worlds Cup law enforcement task force
1:09 Actor James Haney was the victim of a fatal stabbing
1:12 How Chris Hemsworth committed fraud
1:14 Madonna's surprise pop-up concert
1:18 Richest self-made women list
1:19 Movies opening in theaters this weekend
1:32 Supergirl collectible KFC bucket
1:25 List of bands that are not officially classified as "dad rock"
1:27 Hypothetical questions forcing you to pick one type of music to listen to for a year
1:35 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:35 IT SUCKS TO BE OLD
1:35 Old guy tried to drown a disabled man for trespassing on a private lake
1:40 Guy accidentally shot himself in the penis
1:43 Guy used a Waymo as his getaway car after robbing a hot yoga studio
1:45 FAST FOOD FREAKOUT
1:45 Co-worker threw hot oil on his younger fast food manager
1:51 Naked guy tried to pull a female delivery driver into his home
1:54 Lady catches a guy jerking off outside of a tobacco shop
1:56 A guy facing second indecent exposure charge in a week
2:00 Woman can not close her eyes after a botched eyelid surgery
2:09 Guys, what questions would you like an honest answer to from women
2:21 BADASS OF THE DAY
2:21 Fisherman reeled in enormous catch with his bare hands
2:24 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:24 ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"
2:24 EMAILL: Is it okay to ask a female friend about your package?
2:35 EMAIL: On first date girl flashed guys, smashed glasses, tried to fight - he snuck out, is he a jerk?
2:38 EMAIL: I have had some close calls nearly pooping himself
2:42 EMAIL: Girlfriend got pregnant, but he finds some things suspicious about it
2:47 EMAIL: Is it okay to crush his son's rockstar dreams?
2:53 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:53 NEWS
2:53 Young kid ejected from car after a crash
2:56 School bus came within feet of being struck by a train
2:59 Guy came out of nowhere wearing a mask on the road in the middle of the night
3:00 Shark attack kin Hawaii
3:03 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:03 You need for a family safe word as protection against A.I. voice clones
3:06 Restaurant being sued over mashed potatoes
3:10 Man taking a company to court after a gator bit his face
3:13 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:13 IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY
3:13 Guy got busted after his invisibility chant failed him
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up on this Friday Bitches edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, I gave the guy some breaking news near the top of the show. |
| 0:07.4 | I'll be able to do something that I've always wanted to do. |
| 0:13.5 | What is it? |
| 0:14.4 | Oh, yes, I couldn't remember at all. |
| 0:17.6 | You and Chuck will find out. |
| 0:21.4 | Is Jason on Grindr? |
| 0:23.9 | That I remember. A shocking reveal during a story about Madonna. |
| 0:28.8 | Who really loves Christian death metal? |
| 0:32.0 | Oh. |
| 0:33.4 | We'll get to a story about an old man beating a disabled guy. |
| 0:37.7 | Great. Or as Chuck called him beating a disabled guy. Great. |
| 0:38.2 | Or as Chuck called him crippled. |
| 0:39.8 | No. |
| 0:40.9 | Oh, as Chuck as the old guy. |
| 0:42.6 | This guy did. |
| 0:44.0 | Sorry, be. |
| 0:44.6 | A guy shoots his dong. |
| 0:47.3 | A thief uses Waymo to escape and gets away with it. |
| 0:52.1 | And how did a young McDonald's manager have the worst day ever? |
| 0:56.4 | Oh, man. |
| 0:57.3 | So bad. |
| 0:58.2 | Why can you not DoorDash a lady to your house? |
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