Friday, January 3rd 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2025

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a bank robbery fail, when you were in a peep show booth, Dave’s DNA test results, weather man’s nude pics, what happened when a bus driver went to a wrong street, things that women are sick of being judged for, foods that Americans just don’t understand, a frosty dispute that turned deadly, a couple caught banging on an amusement park ride, how many people are not able to identify body parts, how students got revenge on their teachers for giving them bad grades, a granny gets busted for a DUI and more!

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0:00.0	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what?
0:06.3	It's Friday, what?
0:08.0	Yeah, yeah, come on.
0:09.9	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:22.5	We're going to get started with this.
0:29.7	The idiot criminal of the day.
0:38.3	Last year, we had a story on the show about a bank robber that failed because the teller couldn't read his handwriting.
0:40.4	Well, it's happened again.
0:43.5	A guy failed to rob a couple of places in the UK
0:45.5	because
0:47.3	the cashier couldn't read his handwriting.
0:50.4	So he thought
0:51.4	he'd just tell her.
0:53.6	Yes.
0:56.1	But because he was wearing a mask.
0:57.9	She can't understand him either.
0:59.0	Oh, no.
1:12.5	This bungling bomb threat robber failed in his attempts as the cashier couldn't understand him or read his note demanding money.
1:14.4	I'm sorry?
1:17.2	You are... I see how many days I'm right?
1:19.9	Sir, I don't.
1:21.0	Could you write it down?
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