Friday, January 23rd 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about extreme cold weather, woman stuck in car wash, old lady fell asleep on plane, guy’s thong review on Facebook Marketplace, severe winter storm and cold weather, Amazon planning job cuts, SUV stolen with child inside, family beat up hotel employee after they didn’t validate parking, woman choked while eating fries and driving, guy accused of pretending to be a pilot, cops help woman deliver baby on the side of the road, listener went through car wash and got rear-ended, Valentine’s Day at Great Wolf Lodge, Sherone Moore appeared in court, finalists for NFL awards, stars of Heated Rivalry will be Olympic torch bearers, Daredevil will climb skyscraper live on Netflix, Oscar nominations, Emma Stone youngest woman to receive 7 nominations, Jason Segel thought it would be funny to not tell parents about nude scene, rumors about next Bond girl, Sheriff Grady Judd talks about Florida Man, public officials accused of sex act in public, man walking naked carrying jeans claiming he was covered in spiders, woman found hidden camera in hotel room, guy covered in blanket peeping into home, 22-year-old pulled over for speeding in heavily modified car, Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak, fisting question, open relationship gone wrong, wife wants him to stop sleeping nude, his partner complains about him on social media, and more!

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0:00.0	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, come on.
0:09.8	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:21.2	Yep, it's Friday, bitches.
0:24.3	Yes.
0:24.9	The 23rd day of January, and it feels like hell.
0:30.3	Pure cold.
0:31.6	Did you say minus 20?
0:33.6	It feels like right here in Metro Detroit, it feels like minus 20 degrees. Paranite. It'll be worse tomorrow. There's a good news bill over there. It'll be worse tomorrow. It is. It is. The thermometer will read like negative 7, so the wind chill will be even colder. This is the time of year. I always am like, why do I live here? It's time to move. Exactly. When spring and summer come around, I'm like, I love it here. This is the best place ever. I'm never leaving. I know. We have seasonal multiple personality disorder. Yes. It kicks in. But yeah, it is going to be quite a weather weekend for a large part of our listening audience.
1:13.2	We'll get into the details on that coming up in the news in a bit.
1:17.2	This is a nightmare.
1:18.9	I just went through one of those automated car washes yesterday.
1:22.2	Thankfully, this didn't happen to me.
1:23.4	But on TikTok, a woman shared how her car was rear-ended 19 times.
1:31.4	Oh, see, this is my biggest fear.
1:33.2	In an automated car wash.
1:34.9	She's.
1:35.6	One of my biggest fears.
1:37.1	This post took off and kind of her biggest fear is being rear-ended in an automated car wash.
1:42.1	That is one of them. She's always said it.
1:43.3	That's super strange. Isn't that? Doesn't everyone have that fear a little bit? I've never thought of it. I've never thought about that. You don't think that someone might hit you? That thing won't stop. It's my biggest fear. We're all attached. I don't know. I'm not alone. I know I'm not. Maybe not, but I just know we're all attached by some kind of chain. But we get the end when you're like you're leaving. You know how? Okay. Okay. I do understand the end. I do peel out of there. Okay. When the green light goes on. Mine is different than this. So the one maybe you guys go through is different than what I go through. Mine, I just literally, it's like a garage. Oh, yeah. I play into it. The door closes behind me. Yeah. So no one's in there but me until I'm ready to leave and then the door opens and someone comes in. This is the one like you're talking about where you're like kind of on a chain. You're on a chain. You're pulled through. true. Usually as long as you don't hit that break, you're going to be okay.
2:36.9	Um, here. you're talking about where you're like kind of on a chain you're on a chain you're on a chain you'd pull through usually if as long as you don't hit that break you're going to be okay um here's a little here's Lisa's nightmare come true this is going to really be traumatic for
2:43.2	Lisa I know it might be here so she's in the white car and this car behind just keeps ramming her
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