Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave’s first facial, age verification camera analysis at self-checkout, male elephants’ junk and trunk, new words added at Dictionary.com, waxed by employee’s daughter, cell phones not working, robbers want passcodes, prison punishment burgers, student brings marijuana gummies to school, Australia’s longest serving McDonald’s employee, recently freed inmate writes the show, motocross pro dies, Auston Matthews scores 50 goals, how much the Super Bowl Streaker was fined, Jason Kelce runs a 5K, Wendy Williams’ diagnosis, Eminem still uses a Blackberry, Tom Cruise leaves girlfriend the day after meeting her children, man arrested for exposing himself while shoplifting, DUI driving to police department, growling man steals sandwiches, 3 German Shepherds try to steal woman’s car, carjacked by an 8-year old with a gun, Florida man chops off paraplegic man’s feet with hatchet, Bedtime Happiness Attacks, what’s your take it to the grave story?, Indian man killed after jumping in lion exhibit at the zoo, Ask Dave & Chuck, should the listener go for the MILF?, boss monitors bathroom habits, using a sleeve, girlfriend wants to experiment with women, argument over spitting in sink leads to a murder, man burglarizes home looking for his Uncle, naked Ohio man runs through neighborhood and sits on someone’s front porch, Japan’s Naked Man Festival coming to an end, employers pumping fragrances into hallways to get workers to want to return to office, National Banana Bread Day, lonely British Brothers devote lives to cuckoo clocks, Russian teens face 5 years in prison for making giant Snow Penis, and more!