Friday, February 20th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 174 minutes
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Summary
Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about handjob or rat kiss in the subway, your worst typo mistake, bad meth got reported to the cops, what women love about receiving oral, a priest who was busted gambling with church money, when you were duped on a dating site, a listener’s wife’s OnlyFans dreams, taking dad to a strip club, what a guy had stuck in his butt, what a naked woman armed with a potato peeler wanted, an acupuncturist who forgot about his patient and more!
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| 0:00.0 | It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, come on. |
| 0:09.9 | It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:20.7 | This should not be surprising at all. |
| 0:24.1 | Food flight erupted at a waffle house in Ohio. |
| 0:27.2 | Sure. |
| 0:28.0 | That's how most mayors are decided. |
| 0:30.9 | Yeah, it's election. |
| 0:32.5 | It's like an election. |
| 0:34.8 | This time it was between staff and multiple women. I guess after the group was told to quiet down and did not want to. Oh boy. Here's the story on this. This happened. You see the woman in the cheetah print tossed a drink on a waffle house employee and from there chaos ensues. Yeah. Drinks, napkin holders, containers of sugar, and even a wet floor sign are tossed over the |
| 0:58.3 | counter at employees. |
| 0:59.5 | While condiments and drinks rain down littering the inside of the restaurant, Franklin |
| 1:03.7 | police have a car pulled over at the gas station next door and walk over to try to sort |
| 1:08.5 | things out. |
| 1:09.5 | Oh, he just threw the whole. Now that be f***ed out. Oh, get a third off. |
| 1:12.3 | Now that me, |
| 1:14.7 | that's me a fuck, |
| 1:16.4 | I hear, |
| 1:18.6 | I don't give a about no, |
| 1:19.5 | the mother fucking police. |
| 1:20.1 | Wow. |
| 1:25.5 | Damn, I don't give an F about the mother effing police. |
| 1:28.3 | Bitch, F you, she said to the cop oh yeah stop |
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