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🗓️ 19 December 2025
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about national days, fart spray, emailer found guy on CraigsList who wants a wet nurse, woman decides she wants all of her ex’s dead, woman arrested for kidnapping 40 years later, someone shot and killed a Salvation Army bell ringer, child inside of car that gets towed away, marijuana gets reclassified, pair of cop partners with different heights, restaurant donates money to employee’s wife instead of staff party, couple won lotto twice, NASCAR legend and family killed in plane crash, more details on Sherrone Moore, kid wins high school dunk contest, old video Nick Reiner saying disturbing things, woman from Coldplay kiss cam video speaks out, Chris Evans in new Avengers trailer, David Harbour acting crazy at California restaurant, top things you can do on NYE is stay home and watch Netflix, Dave’s Irish butter, woman beat gym employee, cop admits to using his badge to search women’s phones for nudes, remote kissing device for long distance lovers, criteria that the sexiest woman must possess, koala riding city bus, creepy things women do to guys, what’s the creepiest thing a lady has said or done to you?, Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak, divorced mom hanging around his friends, mom and step dad gave him a car but expect rides, bought house and previous owner always comes around, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, come on. |
| 0:09.9 | It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:20.7 | Hey there, it is Friday, bitches, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:22.9 | Hey there, it is Friday, bitches. |
| 0:25.4 | It's the 19th day of December. |
| 0:28.2 | Thanks for joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. |
| 0:29.8 | It's National Ugly Sweater Day. |
| 0:33.2 | And if you're not a holidays person, it's National Emo Day. |
| 0:34.5 | Oh, wow. |
| 0:35.0 | Court. |
| 1:29.8 | Perfect day for Cort to be sitting in for Jason. Been waiting for this day. Yeah. Skinny jeans, studded belts. I mean, I don't hate it. That was the style in high school. Yeah, yeah. I never grew up. Died black hair. Oh, man. That's what you did. It's also apparently national poop yourself Day because that's what Jason is doing. Oh, is he right now? Pooping and puking himself. Oh, wow. I thought it was the kid. I thought it was the kid too. He also caught it. Oh, wow. There's apparently a highly contagious norovirus going around. Oh. Sanitize. Sanitize up, Jade. Iitize. I think I already had it, so. Yeah. I think you did because you were. Yeah. But I mean, that could just have been your diets. I don't know. We never can tell if Chuck has norovirus. Well, it was just the cheesy. The thing about my normal diarrhea is I don't have a fever with it. |
| 1:31.2 | Right? |
| 1:34.7 | So when you have the fever, then it's like, okay, well, |
| 1:37.6 | maybe then something is really up. |
| 1:39.1 | But I don't know. |
| 1:40.0 | That's too bad. |
| 1:40.8 | That sucks for him. Yeah, big poop puke fest. |
| 1:42.9 | Because I didn't puke at all. |
| 1:44.3 | And I'm using all this stuff. Yeah, you see, may want to borrow it. Yeah, big poop puke fest. Because I didn't puke at all. And I'm using all his stuff. |
| 1:46.0 | Yeah, you see, they want to borrow it. |
| 1:47.5 | Yeah, it's just now hitting me. |
| 1:49.0 | Yeah. |
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