Friday, December 12th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about lentil tacos with vegan cheese, woman approached emailer and complimented her feet at Walmart, dad and son trapped in Everglades, man was hiding in trunk of Waymo, woman went into labor in Waymo, kid trapped in port-a-potty, Los Angeles cone king, Chuck’s digestive issues, update on UofM and Sharrone Moore, Joe Jonas seen taking 7 minutes to parallel park, Grindr’s year in review, Leslie Nielsen buried with fart machine, Dick Van Dyke countdown clock, Power Ball, old man fired gun at shopper, woman seen walking pantsless on sidewalk, big ladies get into chicken fight, man’s wife’s BF shot him, woman was deceptively recorded at gym, armpit porn on the rise, what spiked on your fetish list this year?, Jason made a man leak, Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak, he has crush on wife’s sister-in-law, buddy’s GF mad at him for leaving coke in car, wife gave expensive bottle of booze at holiday party, and more!

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0:00.0	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, come on, it's Friday,
0:11.1	it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:22.2	It's Friday, bitches. Yeah, so my God, yeah. It's Friday, bitches.
0:23.6	Yes, oh my God, it's Friday.
0:25.5	Yes.
0:27.3	Thanks for joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:30.5	Almost slept right through this whole show.
0:32.9	Well, it wouldn't be the first door to 57th time.
0:34.9	Nope.
0:36.3	No, but no, all the alarms
0:38.7	turned them all off and then just woke up
0:41.7	just enough time.
0:44.6	Just in the nick of time.
0:45.8	Yeah, had to kind of skip some steps.
0:48.3	You know what I mean?
0:49.1	So there's only, I think I'm like about...
0:51.4	Old dirty butt McGilligan.
0:52.2	Yeah, an old time for the butt wash. It's definitely no underwear day, I guess. Uh-huh. Oh, Jesus, God. I am commando. Stop it, please. Yeah, no. So, uh, right on the cusp. You've been doing well, Jason. You, um, you know, you had some troubles getting up there for a while. You seem to be. Yeah, I've been making it in on time. Is that what you're saying? All I can see is the top of his eyes. So his eyes are just... It's a bad view. Yeah. No, I didn't know where he was going. No, no. You never know. You just, you had some troubles for a while, but now it hasn't happened at a lot.
1:30.3	Yeah, I was running a little late, and when you get called out publicly on the air for being late all the time, I don't care. You make sure you get up a little early and get in. No, you don't. You're welcome. Some people do. Yeah. No, you don't. And that does the opposite for Chuck.
1:42.5	He will then try to sleep in more.
1:44.8	Oh, God.
1:45.6	Can I tell you what it would have felt like to sleep in?
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