Friday, April 18th 2014 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast (Part 1)

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Dave & Chuck the Freak

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🗓️ 18 April 2014

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Dave and Chuck talk about how far you have gone or would go to help a friend, some sexy money making business ideas, thing that you have done or accomplishments you have achieved that you can’t put on a resume, strange penis enlargement devices, your...

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0:00.0	What you most from Dave and Chuck the Freak on 101WRIF brought to you by the Specs Howard School of Media Arts.
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0:20.6	This Friday, bitches, this is Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:25.5	101WRIF, Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:33.9	Matt listens to the show every day. Thank you, Matt. He sent us an email to Dave and Chuck the Freak at WRIF.com saying,
0:46.9	Hey, guys, support command. Love the show. I had to share a story I heard from a coworker today.
0:51.4	She was telling me about a time where she hadn't taken a dump in a week.
0:56.9	Oh, wow. In the air. It's in brackets. Classy girl. Yeah. Long story short, she could barely walk and
1:02.1	like she was having contractions felt like she was going into labor. Oh, yeah, I bet. So she had a
1:08.5	friend get an anima for her, but she didn't want to do it herself. So she inserted the anima
1:17.7	and had her friend perform the squeeze. Oh, I laughed my ass off. I guess the moral of the story is
1:25.0	it's important to have good friends, even better to have friends that'll put stuff in your butt.
1:29.5	Yeah, I feel like Ken would do this for any of us. I don't think so. Yeah, I do. I don't think so.
1:36.9	I think you can't make overly straight guy Ken would give you an anima. I do. I feel like he would.
1:42.6	I think you're alone on that. He would need a lot of yeager moisture before that's going to happen.
1:50.2	I don't know. No way in hell that Ken is going to give you an anima, Chuck. I think that if I was a
1:56.2	life-ridden situation, I think Ken would do it. Andy would probably do it too. No, he wouldn't.
2:03.4	No, are you kidding? The guy's squeamish. Mark would do it. There's no way. Mark would shoot you
2:08.9	in the head first, I think. I'll put you out of your misery. Boom. I'd love to see Mark's reaction.
2:17.3	Yeah, I don't think there's anyone here at the rift that would perform an anima on you. I don't know.
2:21.2	It's like every time we need something like, you know, hey, we need to get Dave some lipstick.
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