Jeffrey LaRocke

The world heavyweight champion

Of not brushing his teeth

I mean I brush my teeth in like once or twice a month

This is Rover's morning glory

The The Shizzy is coming up in just a moment.

In the meantime, I've got a Whitaker expert on the line.

Oh, a Whitaker expert.

Where is my father?

Oh, really?

He could break it down because I called him off here. I said, explain this to me? He was burning down. He's like, this is new stuff. We don't know everything yet. But, you know, they're about to build the log cabin. So he started breaking down. You'll have to ask him. Okay, Charlie's dad is on the phone. Good morning. How are you?

Hello, how are you?

Hey, so he sounds like the official elder statesman of the Chocolate Charlie family.

He says me.

Yes, that's right. Hello. He sounds very official.

All right. Now, you, I didn't know this. You are a fan of the Whitakers, this inbred family from West Virginia, and Charlie says that you were obsessed with them. Is that accurate?

Well, they're very interesting, and I do watch a lot of those videos, yes.

All right, so are you aware of the scandal involving the Whitakers where people are claiming that they are misusing the money from their trailer burning down?

And now they're also allegedly having money and merchandise sent to them in the names of some other people.

I'm not sure exactly what's going on.

What do you know?

What are you hearing from your Whitaker sources?

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