FRI PT 4: JLR is sending his urine in to be tested

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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A caller believes it cost China ten dollars to make an iPhone. JLR is sending his urine in to be tested.

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0:00.0	anxious, depressed, paranoid, you'll fit right in with us. Now back to Rover's Morning Glory.
0:13.6	Shizzy, coming up in just a moment. But first, this breaking news, Jeffrey is a drug addict.
0:20.4	What do you have on the way, doji?
0:22.6	Do you know what the meeting of Memorial Day is?
0:25.5	I'm surprised how many people don't know what the meeting is.
0:29.1	I'll have statistics on it next.
0:31.3	All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.
0:35.7	I also have another theory about what could possibly be going on. You know,
0:40.6	Trump plays three to that three dimensional chess. Jeffrey could be playing four D chess right now.
0:47.3	Are you playing four D's mom's and four D's nuts on your mama's face?
0:51.3	No, I believe that Jeffrey, he knew that he was going to be drug tested.
0:57.7	I believe he purposely took his son's medication in order to test positive so that he could steal Dughey's Glenn Bay endorsement from her, the rehab center.
1:09.9	Yeah, right.
1:10.7	No, there's no. There's no, that's the most BS. Yeah right. Nice to know. There's no.
1:12.1	There's no. It's the most BS theory I ever heard in my life. Now that you're out of
1:16.2	spruce card money, you need the you need the dough for more car repairs. Can we get you
1:21.3	in a rehab today? No, I don't need rehab. We have it ready. What don't we have to do to get you into rehab today?
1:28.3	We can get you on a plane.
1:29.3	Because I don't use this, I don't use drugs. Nice try, dude.
1:33.3	We can get you on a plane today and get you into a facility today.
1:36.3	No way willing to make the change.
1:38.3	I got to work.
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