Even when they're not funny.

If you guys, all you guys, since you guys make so, do so much so it's explode and it may be commit biological warfare, maybe, you know?

Okay, Charlie, I get the idea.

Joke didn't work, so.

It's still pretty damn funny.

Try to crack a joke here.

Now back to Rover's morning glory.

The Shizzy is coming up in just a moment.

The news. What do you have on the way, Newgie?

The Baltimore Ravens, they filmed a video requesting a gold medalist to help them in some way.

I will give you the story next.

All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.

Let's see here.

Here's somebody that claims that his wife, I think it's this guy that's his.

Oh yeah, his wife tried to become a cosmetologist but failed out because the test was so hard to pass.

He claims that they learn muscles and veins.

I would you need to learn that to cut hair?

What else wrong with?

If that's what he said, why would they have to learn muscles and veins?

Maybe maybe he's, maybe she wanted to become a masseuse or something. It can't be a cosmetology. There's no way.

Like don't cut here. You might kill this person. And somebody else says it's because so many communicable diseases can be passed by cutting hair.

What could you possibly take nine months to learn about that?

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