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Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about happiness, crabs, and fortune cookies. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com At the end of this episode, Craig gets a little "Loosey Goosey" and then we keep recording. Sign up for the Community Service Patreon to hear the rest! Bonus episodes! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/ Here's the Kevin Durant video: https://youtu.be/lK22TwAP2Sw Shout outs: Brendan Schaub - https://www.instagram.com/brendanschaub/ ABX - https://www.instagram.com/absolutextracts/ Farmer and the Felon - https://www.instagram.com/farmerandthefelon/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	Well, hi,
0:05.0	We have a hundred six zero in progress in close of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is dead.
0:12.0	Get back here. Well, hi, everybody. How are you?
0:25.1	You didn't answer. Life is good.
0:28.5	You know, it's just, yeah, I'm on the road again. I'm tired. I'm tired.
0:33.1	And we're coming in hot. Where are we coming? Es california february 11th and 12 followed by
0:39.1	los vegas the uh february 18th 19th and then i'm i have a run in texas houston and dallas and then
0:46.2	canada and minnesota tickets craikkonat com why am i doing this i don't know you see me the same
0:52.3	i'm like i love you all and thank you for listening you keep
0:56.8	showing up to my shows i see you maybe not naples but the rest um and god bless god bless thank you
1:04.7	tune into this episode right now i got a soothing voice don't i got i got i look good. Sometimes I look bad, you know what I'm saying?
1:14.6	Gotta look good for camera.
1:16.6	Oh, there it is.
1:17.6	We got the glow.
1:18.6	Okay, we're gonna start.
1:20.6	Oh, wow.
1:22.6	Always tired.
1:24.6	Then Post Malone get that tatted on his face?
1:26.6	Maybe. I believe so, because I sometimes write it
1:31.3	on my bags right here on a post, always tired. Well, I'm back. I'm not going to lie. I'm a little
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