Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about perspective, Mr. Cat, and maintaining positive energy. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Special thanks to everyone on this list. Check them out: Grant Lyon - https://www.instagram.com/grantlyon1/ Mike Dapper - https://www.instagram.com/mike_b_dapper/ Luis Alvarez - https://www.instagram.com/comedyluis/ Zac Allen - https://www.instagram.com/zacfrommontana/ The path to positive energy: Hustle Senses - https://www.instagram.com/hustlesenses/ Brad Lea - https://www.instagram.com/therealbradlea/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have all the 6-0 in progress in most of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 225 and appears what shit is dead.
0:12.0	Get back here! Hey everybody. How are you? This is the intro to my podcast. Sorry for the slow delay. I don't know if we're going to keep that. Get to it. Get to it. But it's kind of funny. You're like, what's happening? I don't know.
0:37.6	Anyways, I'm coming to a city near new.
0:41.2	I said that bad, wrong.
0:43.9	Marco Island, Naples, Florida, February 2nd, I'll be off the hook.
0:48.0	Tampa, Florida, or Tampa adjacent, Wesley Chapel, February 3rd through 6, followed by Escondido, and then Las Vegas, Houston, Plano, Texas, fucking, my website is down, but Craig Conant.com slash shows is still up, and that's the link in my bio.
1:07.0	I don't know what happened.
1:08.1	Mercury's in RetroGade, where I didn't pay my bills or what, man, but it's not working.
1:13.3	I don't know how to fix it.
1:14.5	Look at me.
1:15.2	How the fuck am I going to fix my website?
1:17.2	You know how to fix a website?
1:18.3	Chris, save me, please.
1:19.6	All right.
1:20.0	He's the best.
1:21.7	And go to a show, buy a hoodie.
1:23.3	I love you.
1:24.8	Even if you don't. Just a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
1:30.8	A beautiful day in the neighborhood.
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