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Ah, hello everybody. She has risen. It is a gorgeous Monday morning 6.13 AM.

AM 6.13 AM. And guess what? Guess who my guest is this week?

Me, my favorite. I gotta tell you, like I was bitching and complaining about doing these solo

episodes, but I quite enjoy them because I don't feel like I have to wrangle, I get to speak,

which is pretty cool. You know, sometimes you get a guest in and you're like, am I just here

to like set you up for your next bit? It's quite, it's, it's, it's up journey, okay?

And like a true narcissist, I mean, I would rather just talk about myself.

Speaking of myself, I am not a birthday person. Also, it's like my birthday is in like a while.

It's in August, so I don't really know exactly why I'm even thinking about it, but I was watching

Steel Magnolia's this weekend, which by the way, I mean, I included it in the newsletter and if

you're not subscribed to the newsletter, what the fuck are you doing? It's fantastic. It's Sunday

scripture, bitchbible, do you get it? So if you go to the bitchbible.com, there's like a little

place where you can enter your email address and don't worry, I'm not going to send you like

nude photos of myself, although maybe I have been sending nude's to my girlfriends because

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