Freedom Day UK

Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

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4.6 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how there are too many conflicting answers and too few questions. The only person allowed to ask questions is Love Island's Lucinda 'REEEeeeally?' and of course you're asking lots of questions in the emails

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0:00.0	Freedom Day, Freedom Day, Freedom Day, Day Day, Day, Day, Day, Jalana T.U.K.
0:09.4	OMG, it's a Freedom Day.
0:13.3	People are isolating.
0:14.3	Oh yeah, Boris Johnson and Vsumak fuked up.
0:19.8	And yes, I'm surprised by how terrible my Freedom Day jingle was.
0:23.8	If that had been a wrap, I would have done a great job.
0:26.6	I mean, excellent wrapper, but that was jazz, what you just heard, jazz.
0:31.2	Well, if you're listening from outside of the UK,
0:33.8	I'll give you a quick political wrap up once again.
0:36.5	Rishi Suneck is the guy like health secretary.
0:39.8	He took over Matt Hancock's job when my Hancock was caught in CCTV
0:44.6	feeling up an advisor and making out with her.
0:48.6	And he stepped down and now Rishi Suneck has COVID and Boris Johnson
0:53.1	and all the others were not going to isolate because they don't have COVID.
0:56.3	But it turns out, you know, they hung out with him.
0:59.0	And therefore, sorry, not one rule for someone,
1:02.4	one rule for the others.
1:03.2	You have to follow the rules that you've set and you have to isolate too.
1:06.6	So, I mean, they've got egg on their face because we're supposed to open up
1:10.6	tomorrow, Monday, Freedom Day, no more masks, though.
1:14.2	We do have to wear masks.
1:16.0	You can hang out with as many people as you want.
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