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Basketball Illuminati

Free Throw Tycoon

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes recap Tom's amazing golf weekend where he joined a certain North Carolina legend's inner circle. Amin Did His Own Research and discovered a Chicago Tribune columnist of questionable origin that's applying the Ballsack method to long-form journalism. Then they dive headfirst into the swirling narratives emerging as hot button issues out of the Western Conference Finals: SGA's free throw merchantry and the fallacy of allowing teams to foul when up three. Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Join the Count The Dings Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to support the show, get ad free episodes and exclusive content at⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ www.patreon.com/CountTheDings⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ILLUMINATI MERCH HAS RETURNED⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ - Check it out here:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Email us: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@bballilluminati⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:36.3

Her eyes seem glintier and she just feels so much more katier.

0:42.1

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0:56.0

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0:57.0

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1:02.0

alien abductees, bigfoot trackers, monster hunters, time travelers, alternative archaeologists,

1:08.0

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1:09.0

As I was on the way to Area 51, I was stopping

1:12.3

on the side of the road and just taking measurements, and I found this one spot where time slowed

1:18.3

down by a fraction of a second. It's not supposed to do that. From the two big categories,

1:24.2

animal mutilations and human abduction, you have to conclude that genetic material is being harvested.

1:31.3

Well, I reached for a rifle, and I turned and looked, and it was already moving away,

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