A bomb in the night, your heart fills with dread, probably a murderer

who wants you dead.

You could be a ghost, a demon or worse.

Perhaps you're the victim of a witch's curse.

It's hopeless, you're doomed.

You'd call a priest if you could. You'd rather just listen to who sinister

hood. I'm going to kill you.

All right, welcome to another addition of Freaky Friday where we tell your odd but true stories.

It's May freaking 31st, most everybody's out of school if you're in the, you know,

traditional August to May kind of thing, so enjoy the summer.

Well, I'm gonna be honest about something and I thought it was June 1st.

I forgot May had 31 days.

So news to me.

We got one day left in May. That was that April

leg gate on Parks and Rec. She's like 30 days has September, March, June, and

November. They're like, nope, nope. No, no, no, no.

Is that when she puts all of Ron's meetings on that day?

March 31st, she's like, it's a fake day.

So May 31st, I'm declaring it's also a fake day.

So if you have stuff to do today, it doesn't exist. You're allowed to have the day off.

Now if you're born today, you may not exist. No, you weren't. What is existence? Ask yourself that.

Ask yourself that. I mean, that's what we ask ourselves when we stare up at the moon at night and go,

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