Hey folks, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they

dare to share. I'm Kevin Allison, and every Thursday we release these special episodes

where we look back at content from our earlier years. This week,

an episode that premiered in 2012. It's an episode we call Frot.

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Hello, kids, this is risk, the show where people tell true stories.

They never thought they dare to share.

I'm Kevin Allison, and this is The Heep.

Behind me now, H-E-A-P.

We're calling today's episode Frot.

As in, these three stories are so fraught with fratology and maybe even frotage.

I would say it could frotten even the stoutest of personages.

So get your personages ready for Mr. Brent Sullivan,

such a dear friend of mine.

He was recently written up in the New York Times

as being a stand-up comedian to be on the lookout for.

And now when I was a kid, I thought that the whole world was divided between Allison's and Sullivan's,

because the people next door were the Sullivan's.

And I thought that Allison's were God-fearing people who very healthily drank milk and that

Sullivan's didn't even say grace before dinner and got to drink all the Pepsi their hearts could

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