Skinner, Dean and Cochrane together, the Frank Skinner Show.

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This is Frank Skinner, an absolute radio.

I'll take you one with Emily Dean and Alan Cochrane this morning.

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Do you remember last week when I came in?

I had a lady driver in the morning who drove me in the back.

Oh yes, you were one shot, she had a six year old who asked what people are for.

We had that as a text.

She's from a very nice, I had to get this morning coincidentally from Latvia.

And we went past a manger.

You two were getting on famously.

We went past one of the major department stores on Regent Street in the centre of London,

a conurbation in the south east of England.

And it was this odd modern phenomenon for teenage boys mainly, queuing for training shoes.

Yes.

Oh yes.

Is it a new Nicaraciracci or something like that?

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