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Not accusing you of any kind of passive-aggressive behaviour, but on this occasion they'd sound like we were up for a renewal or something.

It's a little bit tense occasion.

This is my current wife.

Oh, good morning, Peter.

Morning, Jim.

Morning, Richie.

We had a good conversation this week about how I...

Pictures of me and Dr Who have appeared this week.

I'm not an alien, some people sort of might be.

And my argument is that a man with my accent could never play an alien in Dr Who.

Yes, you did say that.

Now, someone, some Dr Who fan, will say, what about Gerdog, who's at a Manchester accent in terror of the all-tons or something like that?

But I can't think of one.

But you know what I mean? There's something that aliens, for some reason, have to be a bit past-send.

Aliens don't tend to be regional as a rule.

No, they don't.

And I respect them for that.

But the doctor's an alien, and he's regional.

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