The Frank Skinner Show. Listen live every Saturday morning from 8 on Absolute Radio.

This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily Dean and Steve Hall.

Good morning. Steve empty hall as we call it. Steve Hall in Carnot.

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website if you're a traditionalist. We've already had a tweet from Tupac.

Tupac? Yeah. Good to have him back. Yeah, he's doing okay. He did do a gig, didn't he?

Not long ago, it was a hologram, yeah. I don't like those. Tupac said,

Steve Hall again. It's a good thing to put in room 101. Dead wrap the holograms.

Clips might be a bit tricky, but carry on. Steve Hall said, I mean Tupac, so Steve Hall again,

he's becoming like the proverbial lampshade, a fixture. Yes, splendid.

Well, the Cockrore is nearly back from holiday. Well, the Cockrore, um, he...

Where was that? Do you went on two two week holidays back to back?

It's like Sarah Ferguson in the 19s. Yeah, you know, when someone else,

they realize they haven't used up their holidays up there, they're met every morning one girl.

I don't know if it works. Yeah, but he likes to get a lot of bang for his buck.

Look, he's a postcard. I think it's a rude joke in French. I'm not going to read it.

Did you get a postcard from Cockrore? It's all of us. It says,

Dear IDO cohorts, having a lovely French holiday. You're in supposed

corridor, I believe, as an example of saucy French humour, much love the Cockrore.

And it's got a picture of a dog or two dogs dressed as a man and a lady, a lacy dog,

as we used to call them, as a lady. And then a box dog in a beret. Oh, sounds good.

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