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So, I haven't done this for a while.

The Cockroach has returned from his back to back to late holidays.

Yeah.

Fantastic. He's got a beard.

Well, I've been in trouble this morning with you because I was saying how nice he looks.

I thought it was borderline sexual harassment at work.

And you said, how would you feel if I did that and I said, I'd love it.

Yeah, because you and I say the producer.

And I say the producer is a woman.

I was saying, wow, Cockroach is looking really good.

Wow, I like the tan.

I thought, wow, forget this sake.

You know, people, the suffragette's thought to put a stop to that kind of thing.

That's what they thought.

I can't remember what the suffragette's thought for.

But took a few rice horses down with them.

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