I've got about 10 seconds to tell you how to get two-for-one tickets for Top Draw comedy nights near you thanks to our friends of the TV channel Dave

An absolute radio.co.uk

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there too

I've run out of time though

Frank, Frank, Frank, Skimmer, Frank Skimmer

Absolute radio

This is Frank Skimmer on Absolute Radio

I'm with Emily Dean

And I'm with the Cockle

Thank you. Emily never got her little tune did she?

I got yes her and you got the special gym

Well, I like to mix them up

It's a little nice

That's what I like to do

You can text us on 8-12-15 about anything. I mean, I'm talking about anything. Let me hear you say anything

Anything

Frank, we've already had some texts and emails in

Well, what do you know? On 8-12-15

This is a little callback to, do you remember IEMs?

Idiotic Eureka moments

Ah, yes

I'd say that's Absolute Frank Skimmer's show, whatever it's called

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