I've got about ten seconds to tell you about how you can get two for one tickets for Top Draw comedy night's new.

You thanks to our friends at the TV channel Dave at absoluteradio.co.uk.

Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win a five-night trip to the New York comedy festival while you're there, too.

Third, I've run out of time.

Frank, Frank, Frank, Schimmer, Frank Schimmer.

Absolute radio.

You ready, guys? Come on, energy.

Come on, girls. You ready for a couple of warm-up exercises?

Oh, sorry. This is the Frank Skinner Show, not the weekend podcast.

And I'm Frank Schimmer, and I'm with Alan Cochran.

And Emily Dean.

And, yes, here we are.

I can understand that we did a show together last Saturday, and thank you both for not mentioning my accidental haircut.

Is it an accidental haircut?

Oh, fine.

Yeah, so I didn't, this is not at all what I wanted, but I had it cut.

Was it Mr. Toppers?

No, it wasn't Mr. Toppers.

In Mr. Toppers, you know, I'd have had a mirror, and I could have stopped this man midway.

But I got him, I was, I'm working on a, you know, I just off on television.

On the Google box, yeah.

That's what our Keith actually calls it.

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