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No, I don't because I find my girlfriend a very nice person with a warm personality

You seem quite arrogant and forward and a very brassy person

Sorry, I was just saying he finals asked to do a sort of a guess vocal in that song about don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me

That's how I'd respond

Oh good, I thought you were giving a character a praise of me

No, I think it needs that, doesn't it?

No, I certainly do, and that would be even to even think about that would be an act of betrayal

That's what it needs. It needs a moral compass, that song

If it's okay to say your girlfriend is quite hot

I always go creepy again, Frank, he's got the eyes

He's got the eyes

Not in the same way that they are

She's not hot like them, but she's hot in a better way

That would be great, Frank

No, no, no, she's saying that

And she's also very hot, physically, in bed

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