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I've got Cricket on the telly here in the studio.

Yeah, is that a good idea? Is it going to turn into Cricket commentary this year?

No, but if I suddenly go...

Oh, you know that we've lost a wicket.

You know, this is the one time I watch television and I'm completely blown away by the whole concept of it.

It's when I watch Ashy's Cricket from Australia.

I'm sitting in London a snow outside and what's happening in Perth is in a window in the corner of my room, life and in colour.

Isn't that absolutely amazing?

I'm glad you're so pleased.

Can you be so... can you be so...

Blossy about it.

How can that possibly be occurring?

People are moving your side of the planet and I consider them in my house.

I can't make any sense.

You sometimes think what are they doing in Australia right now?

No, I do think they're hard.

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