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This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio.

Hello and welcome to Not the Weekend podcast.

This is Frank Skinner and I'm here with Emily and Gareth.

Hi.

Hello.

Can I start with a grammatical question?

Feel free.

I sit amidst the bank of computers like some sort of radio, Rick Waiteman.

Mm-hmm. I've got three. Amidst the bank of computers like some sort of radio Rick Wakeman.

I've got three computer.

Now, this is where I struggle.

Okay.

Three, you know a computer mouse?

You know the mouse that you have on the mouse?

Oh, yeah. I've got three of those in front of me.

Now, what is...

See where you're going.

Yeah. What is the plural for those three things? Are they mice? Are they mice, though? You've got mice. Definitely, you've got mice. You've got a mice problem, a mouse problem. No, but would I say I've got three computer mice? No. Or would they say mouses? You wouldn't, mouses.

Well, it's got to be one of the other, surely.

Mousies.

I don't know, Frank.

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