I've got about 10 seconds to tell you how to get two-for-one tickets for Top Draw comedy nights near you

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Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prizes while you're there, too

I've run out of time, though

Frank Skinner

Oh, that's me, that was me, that'd be

That was quite good

People would think, well, that I thought that was some fabulous vocalist that came in at the end

You did do well on celebrity stars on their eyes

Oh, didn't I, I didn't I just twice

Yes, twice

And this is Frank Skinner, an absolute radio, I'm with Emily and I'm with Gareth

Good morning

Hello

You can text us about anything you like on 8-12-15

We'll give you some guides later on

Obviously, there won't be girl guides

I don't think you can traffic human beings as competition prices on radio anymore

Not like the old days

Well, when I was under plantation, things were different

That's not true, you've auctioned me off for a date before

Yeah, well, there's no money involved

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