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I'm with Emily and with Gareth, all his well, but the world, well actually all's well.

It's never is, is it?

Look at poor David Beckham on the front of the mirror.

Poor David Beckham.

I'm assuming he's innocent, so in which case he's been.

Why are you indeed?

Yeah, somebody with those metatarsals.

They couldn't be carrying on that kind of an active life.

And also, as days that you've set pointed out this morning, days that you've worked on the shaft, some of you may know.

He's so upset, he's put his spectacles on.

Yeah, and don't they look good?

Yeah, but that, you know, he'll load you after being to put your spectacles on.

Timmy Mallet, partly, was absolutely distraught when he put his on in the 1970s.

And he's never really got over it.

I have to say, if you want to text us about anything at all, including Timmy Mallet, Spectacles,

Maniki, who's the name of this woman?

Well, that's the lady in question.

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