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Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio

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Oh, sorry about that, but I'm not going to give you an excuse

It's all going so well, I thought my opening link had energy, it had nerve, it had concession

And then I just...

The way it was counting, it was counting the wrong way I didn't know anything

It was so quick, you caught me on the way as I was eating haribo

It was what happens if you play a two-minute song, that song is two minutes long

Very short

Yeah, but I like that challenge, I think, to the producer to get everything ready in one minute 55

Anyway, I can only apologise, this is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio with Emily and with Gareth

I feel stiff with stress already

Oh, stiff, I do I

That's the morning

I know I feel we've started, do you know what I'm saying?

Yeah

Even then, I nearly pressed Wednesday morning

The one that we use for our special one-off midweek podcast

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