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Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio

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I did this thing of the day that I had to, oh by the way, welcome to the not-the-weekend podcast

Can you not interrupt again?

Please. I did this thing. I used to do it when I played Snooker a lot.

I was sitting at the at Heathrow. No, not Heathrow, I saw it.

The Crucible and Jeff Hills.

Yeah, I was sitting.

I was sitting at what's it called?

Houston Station in North London.

I was there yesterday.

God, it's a funny old world, isn't it?

Yeah, you were sitting outside.

Yeah, you were sitting outside what you're playing a bandjeb next to a dog lying on a blanket.

Anyway, I tried this thing when I used to, when I played Snooker in Snooker, I'd be playing the

bloke's, bloke's playing on the other table.

And I whistled a very first part of the song Mothers Do Have Em theme.

Oh, how'd that go again?

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