Fran Theory Mini Ep. #3 - Fidel Castro's Many Conspiracy Theories
Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories
Lizard People
4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 February 2017
⏱️ 12 minutes
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Summary
It's the return of the fran theory mini episode! And this one's a five-fer. So Fidel Castro was a pretty bad dude. He started out a footloose and fancy free revolutionary, but then he ruthlessly suppressed freedom of speech and executed just so many people. But! Did you also know that the dude sincerely loved conspiracy theories? Betcha didn't! Here are a few conspiracy theories that Castro believed, a few theories about Castro, and some good ol' fashioned Hempstead rambling. Hope you like! If you didn't, hit us up on the Lizard People Facebook page to yell at us!
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| 0:00.0 | The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories, |
| 0:22.2 | crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead. |
| 0:29.7 | Let's get to the show. Hello everybody what's cracking |
| 0:54.4 | uh... welcome to another fran theory mini episode i'm so excited about this one |
| 1:00.7 | uh... we haven't done one in a little while, but now we decided we're going to keep |
| 1:04.4 | cranking him out as bonus episodes, so get ready for some, just some hempstead straight to your dome. |
| 1:12.0 | Weird. |
| 1:14.0 | Uh, okay, so for this episode, this was inspired by someone who was a friend first and a fan second, |
| 1:22.0 | which is not how it usually goes. |
| 1:25.0 | My friend Raka was like, hey, do you think there are any good |
| 1:30.0 | conspiracy theories about Fidel Castro? |
| 1:32.0 | And I threw my water bottle to the ground and I clasped my face in my hands and I said oh my God I bet there's so many |
| 1:40.9 | Turns out there's not a ton but there are some very good ones and some deeply weird ones. |
| 1:47.0 | And here they are for your entertainment and delight, my little friends, a couple of Fidel Castro conspiracy theories, |
| 1:56.0 | RIPP, you big weirdo. |
| 2:00.0 | Number one. |
| 2:10.0 | This one is not so much a conspiracy theory about Fidel Castro so much as a fact that Fidel Castro was a 9-11 truther. |
| 2:15.0 | Fidel Castro thought that the US government was behind the attacks. |
| 2:20.8 | And not just in like an off-handed comment either he wrote an article that was read on Cuban TV in which he just |
| 2:27.8 | Went on and on and on about |
| 2:31.0 | You know a lot of the horrible stuff that the US has done among which was |
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