I hope you have a fantastic couple of weeks until the 14th and until then I bid you I do

Okay here comes the part where I curse out the author for making me absolutely

unable to read words that he's written on a page because I'm crying so hard.

Damn you, Tom Krossel!

You are listening to a Clark's World magazine podcast with your host and narrator Kate Baker.

Greetings Clark's World Citizens. I hope this podcast finds you well.

I know what you're thinking. I know what the date is but unfortunately I did not have the time to come up with some

horribly sadistic

masochistic, and here comes a part where I curse out Neil Clark for making

me read something that I can't get out because I'm crying so hard.

Damn you, Neil Clark.

April Fool's joke.

Of course, there was talk of putting up a podcast

that was like 24 hours long but I think that would just be cruel.

You know I often come out of my Tartis with my cheeks stained with salt and my face is flushed and maybe there are

still tears left in my eyes and my family's like what the hell's wrong with you?

And I feel like such a nerd for saying, oh well, I just read this

amazing piece of work and I'm crying because of it. There was also talk of making a podcast where all you heard was Darth

Vader's breathing. I think there might be actually a YouTube video that does have

that so it's hard to come up with ideas to fool you guys or is it?

Before I begin today's story I'd like to give out a ton of shoutouts.

Damn you, Neil Clark!

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