Hey, L. Cheaters, welcome to the Always Cheating Podcast. My name's Josh. I'm here with Brandon. Brandon, how are you?

I'm great, Josh. Despite FPL implications, I have to say I enjoyed football this weekend, both on the screen and in real life.

Now, I'm in an Airbnb in Harlem, Josh, and right outside my window is the Thomas Jefferson

football field or soccer field in American parlance. Now, you know, Thomas Jefferson is really

famous for his love of the beautiful game. Yeah. All Sunday morning, these kids leagues were going on.

So I was watching Newcastle Spurs while 10-year-olds were going to battle.

And I witnessed the most amazing penalty kick I had seen in a long time.

I missed the actual penalty,

but I saw the referee brandishing a red card.

And he was making this motion.

He was making this motion like the sweeping elbow.

Like maybe some kid threw up an elbow.

He had to leave the pitch.

There was a penalty kick.

The opposing team stood behind the kid taking the penalty kick and they all took their

shirts up over their heads, you know, like like Beavis and Budhead, like Cornholio style. And

they're all hooting and hollering and the kid just hoothed the ball over the goal. And the opposing

team just started running around screaming

and celebrating i loved it and i want to bring i want to bring some of that energy into the premier

league i want more i want more cornholio uh happening in the premier league i feel like you buried the

lead though you enjoyed the football this weekend.

That, to me, that's interesting.

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