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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is he hid his wife for years.

Hmm.

Okay, we'll find out what that's all about.

We'll get into that in just a few.

But right now, it is time for the nephew. Nephew Tommy is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us, Tommy? I mean, you want this on Election Day? You really want to break stupid on Election Day? This is something ignorant. What is it? I mean, if you want it, I got it for you.

I don't really think it's optional.

Thank you.

There we have it.

This right here is FPC.

That's funeral picture company.

Okay.

Well, that sounds harmless.

FPC. Come on, cat. FPC. Yeah. Okay, well, that sounds harmless. FPC. Come on, cat. FPC, yeah. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a, uh, Darwin, Darwin. Uh, this is he. Hey, Darwin, how you doing? This is Frank B. With, uh, FPC. We're trying to come down and, uh, see about making an appointment with you appointment with you within the next week as that's possible.

Appointment for what there?

We're supposed to come by.

I'm with FPC.

We wanted to, we have you on file.

What is that?

What is FPC?

Sir, your name was left with us, and you're on our file to actually come out and make an appointment with you so we can get your picture taken.

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