Can You Bring Me Some Paper

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Neighbors are supposed to be there for one another. Fool #1 is in a situation and he needs some paper. Is it appropriate for a grown man to bring another grown man toilet paper or nah?

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.6	All right, nephew, it is time for today's prank phone call.
0:09.2	What you got?
0:10.5	Well, we all get caught out there sometimes, Shirley.
0:13.6	We get caught out there and there's nothing left to do but give some reach out, scream through the door.
0:18.4	I maybe call somebody on the phone.
0:20.7	Can you bring me some paper
0:22.9	can you bring me some everybody on this show done it everybody then got in there's not
0:30.2	happening no no no this is not what i think it is wow ain't nobody yeah brought you have no paper
0:36.0	yeah you're the only one you're the only one. You're the only one. You're the only one. Before, yeah, we're, we're there. You ain't never got a name forgot to look. You ain't never got to look. I don't know I ain't the only one, but okay, let's go with a cat. Can you bring me some paper? Can you bring me some paper?
0:56.0	Quilted.
0:57.0	Quilted.
0:58.1	Why are you in denial, though?
1:00.0	Bringing me that, don't bring me that paper they got it at that high school.
1:02.8	I need quilted.
1:03.7	Oh, Scott, single plot.
1:05.5	My aunt wouldn't use anything but that.
1:10.4	Lord of us. Jesus. Uh but that. Bring her something else.
1:12.1	Jesus.
1:14.0	Uh-uh.
1:14.7	Bring her something else.
1:15.7	You can't put no pressure on that, Scott.
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